“My looks can be a distraction in the work place”
This CV gives away far too much information. The recruiter really doesn’t need to know those facts!
“Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his death certificate”
It’s never a good idea to come across as too desperate when applying for a job. You have to give it to this applicant though, their determination alone is admirable.
“Emits pleasant aromas, horse-like laugh”
This CV is over the top, poetic and incredibly funny – personally this one is my favourite!
“I was lost one night …”
This is an application for an American fast food restaurant – and this application is as random as it is amusing! Needless to say it’s highly likely the applicant probably didn’t get the job – but I’ll bet they made the reader chuckle.